Bad speeling and grammar all over the internets

Today we will list common grammar and spelling mistakes. How boring is that?

1. without further adieu - vs. - without further ado
2. for all intensive purposes - vs. - for all intents and purposes
3. Pre-Madonna - vs. - Prima Donna
4. This is definately boring - vs. - This is definitely boring
5. I would like to meet a women - vs. - I would like to meet a woman
6. You're pants are to tight - vs. - Your pants are too tight
7. Your going to regret reading this - vs. - You're going to regret reading this
8. I bit my tounge - vs. - I bit my tongue
9. Thats bad grammer - vs. - That's bad grammar
10. Your a whimp - vs. - You're a wimp
11. A friendly woman from the countryside and a snobbish city woman were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The country girl naturally asked "So, where are you from?" The snobby lady said "From a place where we know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The country girl sat quietly for a few minutes and then asked "So, where are you from, bitch?"